What kind of English is this?

I resisted sharing this decently popular site (Google page rank 3) the first time I read an article about Shah Rukh Khan and Kareena Kapoor. But then I came across an article on Paa and couldn't stop myself. If you need tips on how not to write:
Excerpt  1: If this happens, SRK will be seen contradictory Bebo succeeding to a rupture of ten years, in view of the fact with the purpose of they did Asoka in somebody’s companionship. It’s no news with the intention of Kareena can increasingly say no to Shahrukh, whether it’s doing an item song like ‘Marjaani’ for Billu Barber or being ingredient of his worldwide tour, she is ready. However, reports convey with the intention of King Khan has not signed anyone and the thinking process about the casting of the film is on.
Excerpt 2: It’s almost immediately departure to be authoritatively renowned as the simply movie in the world feature the father-son duo reverse their real-life roles designed for the screen.

If the writer of the above articles feels that I should have spoken to him / her first, I am afraid there was no contact info available on the site. 

PS I've removed the links now.

6 comments:

R. Ramesh said...

vallah...good blog..happy i visited..best wishes:)

BIG Omi said...

haha! actually!

Jayanta Deka said...

Is this English - English... seems the writer is writing some different English..
Anyway I may "not" be that bad too! Nice observation....
Cheers..
JD

subu.ps said...

Hope my blog don't get listed here like this. Won't mind it still, since I will get some visitors then.

Enelle said...

I have seen similar examples of "how not to write" on too many websites and blogs lately. I think it may be due to article spinners.
I have received several "poorly written" (I'm being polite here) comments on a few of my blogs that seem to follow the same type of pattern this article excerpt has.
I wish people would take the time to actually comment on the article in question instead of simply saying nice blog and popping in their links! (Nice blog btw LOL)

Anuradha Khanna Pentapalli said...

hey thanks guys for commenting...
Enelle... thanks gal!!!